30 May 2013
Mayor Bloomberg decides to ban guns for NYC blacks
Mayor Bloomberg today announced that, based on solid social analyses, most firearm violence in his city could be eliminated by banning all sales and possession of rifled or smoothbore pistols or longarms by citizens more than one quarter African-american ancestry. "Today marks a milestone" said the Mayor, accompanied by his bodyguards, "in the safe herding of NYC livestock, er, citizens." He added, "we have your best interests at heart and will continue to farm you as long as possible"
Posted by Irvine Engineer at 7:07 PM