19 December 2012

taking it out on the dog

dog is on my poo-list after his bit of breaking out and breaking through the gate (fobless) and then me having to walk (then carry) him home three long Irvine blocks in the dark with no supplies.

so no, I will not walk him tonight.

wife asks, why are you taking it out on a two-year old (permenant human mental age and current chrono physical age)?

I say, he's annoying me.

Then I think, yeah, but 2 year olds are underage; you can't harvest them til at least 6, cf Newtown.  Have to throw the real younguns back.

Doggie seemed to be trembling on my lap though.  I hope not because of me.