PETN roasting o'er an open fire
Osama nipping at your nose
Calls to prayer being sung by muezzin
And folks dressed in turban
Everybody knows a lamb and some hash
Help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Yemenis are on their way
Bringing lots of toys and goodies
On your planes
And every mother's child is gonna be a spy
To see if reindeer really know how to fly
And so I'm offering this simple wish
To kids from Paris to Rome
Although it's been said many times,
Many ways
Yankee go home
(c) 2009