Obama tells Turkey: U.S. ‘not at war with Islam’

But we are at war with the wahabi sect, except that the Saudis are Wahabis and have a lot of oil.

Lets just do it: take over the Saudis, maybe even Mexico, they have oil too. Just declare an emergency or somesuch. We are, after all, Americans, and morally superior.

I say, just outlaw all religions, and nuke any theocracies that object.