Phelps, although a jock, is wise enough to know how to self-medicate with quality,
appropriate allies.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/150832/14-times-Olympic-gold-medal-winner-Michael-Phelps-caught-with-bong-cannabis-pipe.html

I generally ignored the olympic (tm) crap, but now, I admire the fellow.

Swimmers should use water pipes, after all! He is totally rational. Unlike his detractors.

Mr. Phelps, you may have to "publically" apologize, but we can have a beer sometime.