Television show host Nancy Grace, who has said it was 'a legal and criminal justice mystery' why Sheen hadn't gone to jail, was also taken to task.

'You wish you guys were winning but you're not. What's the opposite of winning? Losing,' Sheen said of the pair.

But he also had praise for Colin Farrell, baseball player Brian Wilson and Sean Penn in a section called: 'Kind of wish I was them for 10 minutes'.

In another section called 'plan better' - which is fast becoming another stock Sheen phrase - Oberlin took to the microphone while sitting on Sheen's lap.

She described how the day before she'd stepped on her dress and tripped up the stairs, to which Sheen and the others cried: 'Plan better.'

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