Mitt Romney is the flipflop devil, a mix of John Kerry, Sarah Looney Palin, Bristol Bastard Palin, John Insane McCain (multiple-time loser and senile senator), and Joe (Israeli Agent) Lieberman.
I mean, I'd sooner vote for Obama than Romney, and I'm a reformed Objectivist/Libertarian/Cypherpunk.
Ie, I'll bring the rope, you find a tree.
But, I'm voting for anyone surnamed Paul.
