1. Create a new free Kurdistan. Kurds are a distinct ethnic
group and deserve their own land. Screw the colonial British
demarcation of "Iraq"

2. Encourage Sunni/Shiite separation. Possibly give Iran
the Shiite areas. Move the Sunnis to Saudi Arabia.

Then waste the Saudi kings, the US should not encourage
monarchs.

This would have the useful side effect of reducing others'
interests in collapsing the US. Read the Fatwas. Also
leave Israel alone (not likely to happen given the influence
of Zionists in America).

Since this won't happen, keep some KI and prussian blue on hand.