John F Kennedy

Kennedy decided to blow up the moon. After he had almost blown up the world over cuba. He was plooking Marilyn Barbituate Monroe at the time, having grown tired of his coldfish uppercrust wife. Who, admittedly, scooped his fascist brains up in the limo. And was unhurt... went on to plook an old billionaire... god DANG that's good sniping.. you still get a point for the texas senator.. (posted on Marilyn's birthday.. happy birthday, mister fuckpresident...) http://arstechnica.com/civis/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=1139989