Had my first ever piss test today for my new job
on Tuesday. This younger guy who went before me (while I was chugging 3 L of water...) was screwing up and
faked it (too cold) so he had to try again. The tech
wandered away, the guy asked me to piss for him. It was pathetic. I told him no several times. Eventually I confided that I have a 215 card and my THC (metabolite levels) would be through the roof. In fact I suspect they'll saturate the assay.

Then the lab will call, and I'll challenge them with my docs. Just like if I took prescribed speed for ADD (I don't) they have to eat it.