Does anyone else find it offensive that computers or websites use exclamations with me?
E.g,
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Well FU computer, you're a f'in server that's what you do, don't get so excited, I don't.
I don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huh huh huh !!!!!!
Take your search dog and kill it with your Clippy paperclip.
Grep you. Fsck you, mofo. Pissoff and defrag yourself before some frags you.