Lake Forest officials are communist atheist necro-bestial-pedophiles.
(They like dead veal)

Or otherwise violate the law of the land in pretend performance
of their doodies.

Hang 'em high. Its more humane than hanging them low, which is a form of
torture.

Hang 'em by the short hairs and turn 'em into soap.

http://www.ocregister.com/news/city-218944-cann-earth.html